the broken bed story we tell at every dinner party with LS friends.. share yours

right so... our group of 4 couples does a dinner every quarter and theres ONE story that comes up every time. weekend away in the cotswolds, two couples sharing a room with a fairly elderly double bed. lets just say.... activity occurred. the bed didnt make it through the night. cracked frame, slats on the floor, mattress at an angle. we had to confess to the b&b owner the next morning who just sighed and asked for £80. paid it, never spoke of it to the b&b again, but our friends WILL not let us forget. has every LS friend group got a broken furniture legend? please tell me we're not alone