the messages we cringe at sending in month 1...

i was going through my old messages on the app last week (year 2 now) and oh my god the things we wrote in month 1 are mortifying. "hi we're both very open minded and dtf if you're local" sent to like 30 couples. cringe. also "what are your stats?" which i now understand is a bit of an ick. we've learned so much about how to actually start a conversation but the early stuff is a graveyard of mistakes. what were your worst opening lines or message faux pas...